Thursday, December 11, 2008

Top 25 of the Cheapest Things people do.

1. Sharing food at a buffet with your non-paying friend
2. Downloading unregistered software
3. Hiding CDs behind the display in a store so that you can come back by on SuperSale Monday and buy them at half-price
4. Re-using your cup at Taco Bell by refilling with soda again and again on different trips
5. Joining a CD club with a fake name for the twelve CDs for a penny
6. Switching the item numbers in the bulk foods aisle to get items for less
7. Re-using old/discarded city bus transfers.
8. Sabotaging a piece of hair after your salon perm/hair color to get a refund, then going back and fixing the piece you wrecked with a box perm or color from K-Mart.
9. Buying a computer, then opening it up and taking the ram out. You take it back, and claim that there was no ram in the computer, and insist that they give you the proper amount.
10. Filling your water cup with soda at Carl's Jr.
11. Telling people at work PCs or printers are broken so they tell you it's okay to take them home.
12. Saying it is your friend's birthday to get a free dessert.
13. Using some other company's FED-EX account number.
14. Falsely claiming you found a hair/bug/it was cold/ to get a free meal
15. Ripping buttons off of clothing to get discounts
16. Buying a coat at Marshall's or Ross and returning it to Nordstrom for cash or credit
17. Saving a webpage from an online store to disk, editing the sale value, then printing and price-matching the product at a real store
18. Making counterfeit stamps for your buy-ten-get-one-free coffee/video/carwash card
19. Sabotaging your hard drive to take advantage of your extended warrantee before it expires
20. UPC/price tag peeling or replacement
21. Starting nuisance lawsuit for settlement money
22. Calling for credit for long distance calls to numbers you aren't going to call again
23. The night before you move out of your apartment, tell the pizza delivery person that the order is very late and that the shift manager told you not to pay. Tip $3.00.
24. Writing the wrong room number on the hotel bar tab
25. Returning your digital camera to the store after removing the extra stick of memory

1 comment:

  1. LOL only thing I've done is the dessert one and only a couple of times lol

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